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PostSubject: lawak bini   Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:40 am

akhirnyer aku jumper gak tempat nak post lawakk

tadi aku post kat sistem rumah wakakakakka




:lol!:Pada suatu pagi ketika bangun dari tidur, seorang isteri berkata pada suaminya, “Tadi malam Ayang bermimpi Abang menghadiahkan Ayang set barang kemas berlian di hari Valentine ini. Apa pendapat Abang mengenai mimpi Ayang?”.

“Ayang pasti akan mengetahuinya malam ini jugak” jawab suaminya sambil membisik manja. Malam itu si suami memberikan kepada isterinya sebuah bungkusan hadiah.

Dengan hati berdebar-debar penuh rasa seksaited (sexually excited) si isteri tersebut membuka bungkusan hadiah itu perlahan lahan dan isi bungkusan hadiah tersebut adalah sebuah buku yang berjudul: “Jenis-jenis Mimpi dan Maksudnya“...
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:09 pm

aduhaiii... mesti si isteri rasa bengang+sedih+marah+menyesal+(apa2 lg)

hahaha... sengal gler suami 2...

kalau aku pun aku bg bnda yg sama gak kot... hahaha...

x leh manjakan sangat isteri ni... hehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:33 pm

smbungan cite kat atas:

selepas tu si isteri pun terus melempar kan buku itu ke kepala suami dye..

hahahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:54 pm

hahaha... kah3...

sambungan seterusnyer:
keesokan harinye, si suami tidak pulang ke rumah.

apabila si isteri menelefon henset suaminyer,si isteri berkata,"bang.. sayang minta maaf pasal smalam... abang balik la ke rumah..".

Selepas itu, si isteri terdengar jeritan di dalam telefonnya," BANG, tadi masa kter nikah, abang cakap isteri lama abang dah meninggal"...

hahaha... kah3...
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:08 pm

erk
takot den bace
wa3
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:36 pm

eshadphantom wrote:
smbungan cite kat atas:

selepas tu si isteri pun terus melempar kan buku itu ke kepala suami dye..

hahahaha...



Wahahaaha.. derhaka!!
tak cium bau syurga..
aparah neyh..
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:45 pm

ptot le ramai astri2 msk neraka
adei
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:35 pm

hahaha...
bergantung pada sebab lah....

tp... kebanyakan perempuan memang suka ikut hati...

kah3....
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:39 pm

eheh
mu kutok pompuan tp nk gak ngan pompuan
wa3
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:28 pm

huhuhu...
kan nak jadi homo kot...

xpe2... ngeh3...
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:19 pm

erm
homo tu pe plak?
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:30 pm

homoseksual laa...

jenis suka yg sesama insan... kah3...

memang la insan kn... phm sndiri la...
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:38 pm

erk
erm
mu cm 2 ke?
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:40 pm

hahaha....

wat lawak la ko nih....

kalau ak homo.... da bising da satu aspura tuh....

kah3....
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:04 pm

mne la tau ne
RAHSIA BESAR ASPURA
wa3
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:08 pm

hahahaha....

x danya aku homo....

kah3..... homo tuh rasanya akan jd cm lembut gituh....

huk aloh.... hahaha.... aku bukan lmbut tau....ngeh3...
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:18 pm

ahaha
eh jap
iqbal tu cmne lak?
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:23 pm

ops.....

dia tuh keras la.... cuma dia lebih selesa ngan perempuan....

laki je x puas atie ngan dia sebab rapat ngan bdak pompuan...

hmm... nak merapatkan ukhuwah pun dah salah dah skarang ni....
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:45 pm

ooooh
erm
bdk laki jeles ngan die sbb die rpt ngan pompuan?
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:47 pm

ada la segelintir....

hahaha....

dia memang ada kelebihan untuk bercakap ngan pompuan cm2....

kelebihan dia.... hahhahaha.... bgus la 2....
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:40 pm

mcm perli je tu?
jd mu antare org yg jeles?
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:41 pm

x la.....

mana ada perli.....

kah3..... kelebihan dia, kita support la....

x perlu nak kutuk sesama kawan....
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:47 pm

mne r tau
badar ske je attack die
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:25 am

hahahaha... rai~
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PostSubject: Re: lawak bini   Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:34 pm

kah3....

kadang2 orang menyalahkan orang lain....

walaupun tuh sbenarnya perkara baik yg dikurniakan Allah....

manusia je yg bnyk x puas atie....
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