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PostSubject: BELI RUMAH   Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:46 pm





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Beli Rumah


Sepasang suami isteri mendapat peluang untuk melanjutkan pelajaran ke luar negara. Oleh kerana tempoh pembelajaran memakan masa yang lama maka mereka sepakat untuk menjual harta yang ada termasuk sebuah rumah.

Lalu datang seorang lelaki yang agak berumur untuk melihat keadaan rumah. Setelah puas meninjau dalam dan luar rumah, lelaki itu bersetuju untuk membelinya.

Si suami tadi secara jujur menjelaskan tentang kedudukan rumah tersebut. “Di sebelah barat terdapat sebuah kilang getah, manakala bahagian selatan ada kilang belacan dan di utara adalah tempat pembuangan sampah,” jelas tuan rumah.

“Kalau begitu apa keistimewaannya jika saya membeli rumah ini,” tanya lelaki itu kepada tuan rumah.

“Salah satu keistimewaannya ialah, anda boleh mengetahui dari mana arah angin yang bertiup," jawabnya selamba. [i][u] cheers Mad Very Happy




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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:26 pm

hahahaha... lawak taraf tinggi laa... kah3...

kalau la ada rumah cm2, senang la nak buat persediaan untuk ribut... kah3...

bler baunyer kuat jer tetiba... bersedia la untuk pindah... hahahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:28 pm

hahaha...

mcm apa punye umah..

kalo angin kuat sgt dr utara, x sempat pindah dah mati..

hehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:29 pm

erm
kire ok la tu
dr bli umah kat bukit
wa3
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:55 pm

hwa hwa hwa!! korang... senanye ak pon rasa bende ni x lawak pon... nggua

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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:26 pm

bli umah ko bukit lg bes..

kalo runtuh bley dpt insuran mahal2...

tu pun kalo kte selamat r..

kalo x abis r...

hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:53 pm

weyh... ini orang yang duk kat bukit antarabangsa yang runtuh tuh...

tempat kejadian sejauh 400 meter daripada umah aku...

hehehe...
makan bleh sebarang makan, tp cakap jgn sebarang cakap.
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:10 pm

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ko tujukan kat ak ke?

x kan??





sapa kata makan boleh sebarang makan? semalam ak bantai asam pedas campur ngan belacan banyak giler... napa sakit perut??? tu x lg klu ak campur mayonis je... tuna je apa je... KOMPEM MATI!!!
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:21 pm

hahaha... aku x tujukan kaat sesaper pun...

hahaha....

sedih jer tgk org nangis2 dpan aku ngan mak aku masa trgedi tuh... insuran dapat, tp u never can get back what had u lost.
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:25 pm

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YER KER??? aduusss kasihannya mereka.... ko nangis tak"?? yela tgk sedara2 ko ditimpa musibah..

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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:30 pm

Sedih laaa...

Tanah runtuh tuh dahsyat gler...

daripada umah yang atas bukit tuh, smpai bwh...
umah kat bawah tuh semua kena hempap dan kena timbus ngan umah2 kat atas bukit tuh.

Pergh... seram tul bler ingat balik...
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:12 pm

raihan-yasminna wrote:
erm
kire ok la tu
dr bli umah kat bukit
wa3


Uish.. bukit antarabangsa..
Kayrie..
Syazwan~
wahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:34 am

adei
nyesal lak ckp umah ats bukit
kpd mne2 pihak jgn trase k?
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:43 am

kay-rie wrote:
hahaha... aku x tujukan kaat sesaper pun...

hahaha....

sedih jer tgk org nangis2 dpan aku ngan mak aku masa trgedi tuh... insuran dapat, tp u never can get back what had u lost.

ni org2 mcm ni... ko tau x keri....kne kutuk ngn BANYAK skali kt surau kte tuh......

asal ustaz2 dtg ckp psal tnh runtuh je....mesti ada ckp psal pkara ni~

dan ak bkannya apa da.... bukannya anti sgt....

tapi skang ni dah ada org masjid ad-diniah (bkt mewah) yg pegi Jabal al-Asyraf (bkt mulia)....

alasannya.... x aktif masjidnye..... ceramah jarang2???

itu yg aku dgrlah~
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:34 pm

hahaha... aku tau lah syazwan...

tapi salah la jugak nak kutuk2 masa sedara sendiri kena timpa musibah...
hahaha...

masa orang kena bala pun nak kutuk-mengutuk... cet...

mari kita bantu pihak yang benar...
hehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:06 pm

due to global heating
dijangkakan umah3 kwsn low region akan kne bala lak
mcm mne plak?
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:38 pm

lalalala...
x nak campur la~

p/s: skola kte tepi laut... dah retak2... mendap.. n tergantung gitu!!!
Nak salahkan spe neyh? Biawak yg tggl bwh bangunan tuh? hua3
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:44 pm

erm x
slh kan kerajaan sbb wt skola ceruk dunia tu
hua3
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:39 pm

hahaha... pandai salah kan orang...

mesti pikir gak yg kerajaan dah buat skolah tuh untuk kter...

ada kebaikannyer... hohoho...
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:52 pm

alahai
iyolah encik khairi
den maleh nk skola je
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:53 pm

kah3....

hidup Kerajaan...

nnt masa skolah tuh da terbenam...
bru leh dapat pampasan...

cuba la korang pikir jauh sikit...
hehehehe

kita KAYA!!
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:04 pm

confirm
mmg sah
pmikiran mata duitan
ngah3
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:22 pm

aduuumakk.... apa ye korang cakap ni...?? ana tak paham ler.... huhuhuhu.. nak gak paham please////
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:24 pm

weyh... aku ni mata duitan ke???

nape korang ckp mcm 2???
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PostSubject: Re: BELI RUMAH   Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:22 pm

ntah
lu pike la sdiri
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